Monday, February 28, 2011

Here Is What 30 Looks Like


Wow! Did you see that fly by? Yep, there go my 20's. Ten years ago I thought they would never come to an end, and now I'm sort of sad to see them go.
I got a lot done in the last decade, though. In the last ten years I've married the man hand made for me, had two beautiful children, finished two degrees, seen parts of the world that I never thought possible, and made some of the best friends to ever walk God's green Earth. I've been so blessed that I can't even fathom what the next ten years will hold for me, but I'm making some plans. The first of those plans, of course, is to eat the gigantic slice of cake John just put in front of me.

My Kids Are Funny

The other day we were talking about seasons. I asked G what his favorite season was and he said "hunting season".
Later that day P came over, pulled up my shirt and started rubbing my stomach. When I asked her what she was doing she said "I'm just giving Baby Rogue a backrub".
The duo is always refusing to answer to names other than Buzz and Woody for the time being.
Never a dull moment.

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Name Praise

It's probably no surprise to hear that we take a lot of flack for our name choices, but today we got the highest compliment ever. G met a new little boy at playgroup. When the boy heard that his name was Gunnar he said "Wow! That's his real name? I wish my name could be Gunnar". It was a good moment for G and Mama.
In other name news, P has named her hairbrush Arnold. I fear for her children.

Saturday, February 12, 2011

Twenty-Seven Below

We arrived in Fairbanks during a warm spell. It was 20 degrees the day we got here and settled at around 12 degrees in the following days. The warm spell is over. We woke up this morning to a whopping temperature of -27 degrees. I, for one, had never been in such cold weather before, so I wanted to share a few things that happen when it is -27.

1. The sun comes out. It really has no choice, clouds would insulate and make it warmer, so if it's going to be that cold, it's nice that the sun is shining.
2. Your nose does not run. You can literally feel the mucus freezing in your nose.
3. The McDonald's with the gigantic play place becomes the hopping place to have lunch and you cannot find a parking spot at the movie theatre.
4. Seat heaters are pointless.
5. There is an excessive number of people standing in the foyer of the PX watching your two year old scream "I'm ready to shop".
6. You become excessively worried about the possibility of your children licking something metal.
7. The warning to "dry it up" becomes more of a lifesaving measure than just a discipline tactic.
8. You start to seriously consider the purchase of a snowblower, because I will not be shoveling any snow in this cold and the kids and I would simply end up living in an igloo next winter while John is gone.
9. You wish that you could beam people in just to say "I told you it gets that cold here".
10. You can buy ice cream, leave it in the back of your car for two hours while you shop and the worst thing that will happen is that it will get freezer burn.

I am actually welcoming the cold, clear weather and hoping that it will bring a spectacular view of the Northern Lights this evening. I'll keep you posted.

Friday, February 11, 2011

Oh, Where to Start...

What a crazy few weeks it has been. I don't even know where to start...

I guess we'll start with the boat, and the fact that I hate boats. And carnival rides. And windy roads. And really, anything that has the potential to make me vomit from motion sickness, especially while I'm pregnant, so it was not the greatest experience of my life, but the sights were beautiful -- there are no pictures, taken by me or anyone else, that do justice to Alaska. Gods hand is blantantly evident.

For some reason, and I have no idea why, it never occurred to me how many military families there would be traveling on the ferry. There were tons, so Monday afternoon we all drove off the boat in Haines, AK and started heading north. We ended up being the fourth car in a quasi-convoy headed for the border between AK and BC. We had been on the road for about 20 minutes when there was nearly a 20 car pile up because the guy in the lead slammed on his breaks at the sight of 6 bald eagles sitting in the same tree. I can't recall seeing six bald eagles in my entire life, so to see six of them just hanging out in the most popular tree in Haines was amazing. Things went smoothly until we actually reached the border. 20 car loads of Americans pulling up to the gate at the same time was a little overwhelming for the lone Canadian border patrol guy, so thankfully he was kind enough to call in some backup, though we still ended up waiting an hour (by this point we were about car 10) since every other car or so was carrying either some type of contraband that had to be surrendered or a rifle, which required additional paperwork and $25 American for Her Majesty the Queen to put toward Canadian gun control. Just into BC the scenery is beautiful, but as you get closer to the Yukon you notice a few things starting to change -- 1) the scenery is a little less than pleasant 2) the roads get SUPER crappy and 3) the people just keep getting weirder.
If you know me, you probably know how much I like to use the phrase "this is like the beginning of a scary movie". Never have I used that phrase more than I did while we were driving across the Yukon. The motel where we stayed was super creepy and the place that we ate felt like a scene straight out of Sweeney Todd. If you haven't been to the Yukon, you may think that I am exaggerating, since I am fluent in the hearty language of sarcasm, but trust me -- these are very solemn statements. I was elated to cross the border back into Alaska.
So we crossed the border and stayed in the tiny town of Tok and then drove the last four hours to Fairbanks on the last day of our journey. I had to stifle a laugh because everyone that I had spoken to about Fairbanks had told me that there would be no shopping and nowhere to eat. In the same parking lot as the Holiday Inn where we stayed there was Walmart, Chili's, Barnes and Noble, Sportsmens Warehouse, and (much to my hearts delight) Old Navy, among a number of other giant stores.
At this point we've been at Fort Wainwright for four days and so far we really like it. The scenery just can't be beat, even if you can't see anything until the sun comes up at nine. The post offers ridiculous stuff, like both indoor and outdoor ice skating rinks that each have lessons, an on-post skiing/snowboarding/tubing hill, and the #1 rated golf course in Alaska (though the green is currently under about 5 feet of snow). So far John is happy with his unit, and that is really the most important thing.
One of the most intimidating things for me in this move was housing, especially on the tail end of the horrific experience that we had with Balfour Beatty at Fort Carson, where we literally PCS'd without ever being offered a house (privatized Army housing is one of the biggest DOD failures, just fyi). I had nothing to be worried about. Let me preface this whole next section by saying that I made John call the housing office on the first and the person that answered the phone told him that we were first on the list and that there should be a house ready for us by the end of the month. I was elated, only to call the day before we got here and have a different lady (neither of these ladies was the actual lady that monitors the list we were on, btw) tell him that someone had bumped us and she didn't know when we would have a house. My panic button started to flash a little. The next day we went into the housing office, sat down with the person who actually handles our stuff and found out that there are actually 16 E-6/7 four bedroom homes that have been vacated, gutted, and totally renovated and that we would get the first offer. That afternoon she called John and told him that we could move into an end unit (John's special request) on March 1st. This is Divine timing, because the 28th of this month is the last day that the Army will pay us TLA to stay in Army Lodging, and if we had gone beyond that day then we would have had to find an off-post rental, which we were vehemently dedicated to not doing. I'm going to think of it as a special birthday present from God.
So we're generally settled into a suite at the post hotel, trying to get the kids back on schedule, and seeing what Fort Wainwright has to offer. I'll post some pictures soon.
Oh, and by the way, we're open for visitors after the first week in March.

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Reasons Why Chris and Alaska Are Good Friends




1. I don't have to get up early to enjoy the sunrise. Even the sun likes to sleep in here in Alaska.
2. Ugly rubber boots and flannel are in style.
3. I ate Rudolph for breakfast this morning, and he was deeelicious.
4. Your perception of the phrase "small town" really changes driving the Alcan highway. My 3100 person hometown is now a bustling metropolis and you will never be able to convince me otherwise.
5. Being here means no more long days in the car (or, thank God, on a boat).

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Wild in Washington


















































I don't know if anyone knows this, but we are having a wild time in Washington. Bible Outburst and Chuck E. Cheese are just more excitement than most people can handle -- but we're tough, so we're willing to take the challenge.